I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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