He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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