He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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