Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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