i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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