I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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