They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
