I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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