College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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