I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
