:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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