i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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