with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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