I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Someone came in the potted fern
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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