Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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