you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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