afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Is it penis luge time yet?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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