No subtext here. People are naked.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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