Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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