6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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