Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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