Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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