Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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