When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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