the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My first STD was from a foam party
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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