Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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