Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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