If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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