shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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