eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
operation have a gay friend backfired
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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