And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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