I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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