Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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