She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
