It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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