its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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