If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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