I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
