If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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