You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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