yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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