found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this beer tastes like vomit already
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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