My nipple is on Facebook.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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