I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she peed on how many people?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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