The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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