If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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