I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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