apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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