We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
how does that bad decision feel?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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