i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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