i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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