physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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