Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
vagina is talking i cant
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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