Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
