Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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