I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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