My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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