The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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