very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you will always have a special place in my vag
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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